Dear Crocs for Little Kids,
I love you little kid Crocs for being the hardest working, longest lasting shoes in the business.
I love you for giving a middle finger to shoe laces and a big FU to velcro.
I love you for jumping right into the washing machine and coming out all fresh, clean, and ready to wear.
I love you for ignoring the naysayers who say that you’re “unrefined” and “ugly”. Shits on them!! You make my boys look “Bad Ass” and “independent”… and “super fast”.
I love you for having the courage to stare that giant, muddy puddle in the eye and send it splashing in every fucking direction.
You’re the best little kid Crocs. Never Change!
Sincerely, A Dad